收到网友的伊妹儿看到这篇文章，笑死我了，里面的内容很色的哦，希望不会因为这样放而被起诉，让大家开心一下下。如果你是未满18岁，把你的眼睛关起来，把你的电脑银幕关掉，哈哈。
WHY MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet,
the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese (“sey kok”).
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
they have to “see the cxxk” before entering the toilet?
So he said “no” but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said “No! No! Duit, Duit!” (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said “Do it! Do it!”
So he asked, “Now? Here?”
The lady replied “Yes, yes!” because she doesn’t quite understand
English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, “SAKIT! SAKIT!” (pain in Malay),
and the Ang Moh thought it was “SxCK IT! SxCK IT!”
He said “OK! I will suck it for you” and took both breasts and suck
them.
The lady again screamed “Oh, TUHAN!” (Oh, MY GOD….in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. “Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I’ll be gentler a bit,” the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
“TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!”
The Ang Moh replied, “Not too long, just 6 inches only.”
其实我在想啦，在机场做工的职员应该都会英文的啊，不知道是哪个瓜吃饱那么闲空写这样的文章要我们帮忙转寄给朋友。有趣的话就叫大家进来这里看看咯，呵呵。