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WHY MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH<\/strong><\/p>\n One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. The lady said “No! No! Duit, Duit!” (money in Malay), The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, He said “OK! I will suck it for you” and took both breasts and suck Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, \u5176\u5b9e\u6211\u5728\u60f3\u5566\uff0c\u5728\u673a\u573a\u505a\u5de5\u7684\u804c\u5458\u5e94\u8be5\u90fd\u4f1a\u82f1\u6587\u7684\u554a\uff0c\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u662f\u54ea\u4e2a\u74dc\u5403\u9971\u90a3\u4e48\u95f2\u7a7a\u5199\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\u6587\u7ae0\u8981\u6211\u4eec\u5e2e\u5fd9\u8f6c\u5bc4\u7ed9\u670b\u53cb\u3002\u6709\u8da3\u7684\u8bdd\u5c31\u53eb\u5927\u5bb6\u8fdb\u6765\u8fd9\u91cc\u770b\u770b\u54af\uff0c\u5475\u5475\u3002<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u6536\u5230\u7f51\u53cb\u7684\u4f0a\u59b9\u513f\u770b\u5230\u8fd9\u7bc7\u6587\u7ae0\uff0c\u7b11\u6b7b\u6211\u4e86\uff0c\u91cc\u9762\u7684\u5185\u5bb9\u5f88\u8272\u7684\u54e6\uff0c\u5e0c\u671b\u4e0d\u4f1a\u56e0\u4e3a\u8fd9\u6837\u653e\u800c\u88ab\u8d77\u8bc9\uff0c\u8ba9\u5927\u5bb6\u5f00\u5fc3\u4e00\u4e0b\u4e0b\u3002\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u662f\u672a\u6ee118\u5c81\uff0c\u628a\u4f60\u7684\u773c\u775b\u5173\u8d77\u6765\uff0c\u628a\u4f60\u7684\u7535\u8111\u94f6\u5e55\u5173\u6389\uff0c\u54c8\u54c8\u3002 WHY MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jimmychin.99.com.my\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAfter he checked out from the customs,
\nhe felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.<\/p>\n
\nWhen he was about to enter the toilet,
\nthe lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese (“sey kok”).
\nThe Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA
\nthey have to “see the cxxk”<\/font><\/strong> before entering the toilet?
\nSo he said “no” but the lady insisted.
\nSince he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.<\/p>\n
\nbut the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said “Do it! Do it!”<\/font><\/strong>
\nSo he asked, “Now? Here?”
\nThe lady replied “Yes, yes!” because she doesn’t quite understand
\nEnglish.<\/p>\n
\nso he stripped the lady and made love to her.
\nThe lady started screaming and shouted, “SAKIT! SAKIT!” (pain in Malay),
\nand the Ang Moh thought it was “SxCK IT! SxCK IT!”<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nthem.
\nThe lady again screamed “Oh, TUHAN!” (Oh, MY GOD….in Malay).
\nThe Ang Moh misunderstood again. “Too HARD?<\/font><\/strong>
\nOK, sweetheart, I’ll be gentler a bit,” the Ang Moh replied.<\/p>\n
\n“TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!”
\nThe Ang Moh replied, “Not too long, just 6 inches only.”<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n